Conversations with my fiance....

(In the middle of a discussion about all the yarn shopping I'm going to do in the US...)

Paul: I'm going to show you your yarn cupboard when you get home, so you can see how full it is.
Me: I have four words for you!
Paul: (to himself, counting on his fingers) I..am..on..crack?
Me: No.
Paul: Yarn..is..an..addiction?
Me: No.
Paul: Sheep..make..me..happy?
Me: No!
Paul: I'm..crazy..about..wool?
Me: That's five words. Anyway (holding up fingers and counting)- Wedding Knitting, Christmas Knitting.
Paul: See, that's just a couple of fragments, all of MINE were real sentences...