Macramania

So I've been away for a little while. Sorry to keep you waiting, folks! But I'm back with a real treat. Well, I think it's a treat, anyway. It's time for a spot of Macrame...

Is it a necklace? Is it a collar? Is it some kind of bib designed to have the same effect as a beaded car-seat cover, but on your bazooms? Who knows? Whatever it is, you have to wonder: if they followed Chanel's rule about jewellery- put on the jewellery you're intending to wear, then take one piece off- what was removed?